what to do when it's 5 degrees outside

What to do when it's 5 degrees outside and you're from California and are freaking out about the weather and can't handle a second more of winter:

1.  Spend some time on the couch reading and wishing you were in Thailand with Andy Ricker

2.  After deciding you need to go outside for provisions, eat a snack to add a layer of blubber and then put on every item of clothing you own

3.  Stock up on sandwiches and beer at the corner bodega

4.  Also ingredients to bake Grandma's Congo Squares

5.  Bake delicious cookie bars (aka Congo Squares as your strange bf calls them) and then watch a movie to work off the calories from sugar & fat

6.  Look at the frozen tundra outside and laugh at everyone out there

7.  Spontaneously book a flight to the Caribbean for 2 weeks from now (sup Barbados!!!!)